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Friday, November 21, 2008

Finish what you started

I am passing this on to you because it works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following the advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you can find inner peace. Dr. Phil said, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished.'

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.

Cheers,

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