and I mean it! For the first time in MONTHS I have COMPLETE silence in my home. Both of the boys are gone, the dogs are crashed, it's 12:38 and I'm still in my pajamas and while I should be doing something completely selfish like watching tv while eating bon bons, I'm blogging! :) I love silence! :) It's so refreshing. So what exactly DO I decide to do? Straighten all the crap up that's made its home in organized piles around this place I call a home.
What do I find? Why... proof that my son has no clue as to my sense of humor and hasn't quite reached that age where he comprehends sarcasm. Should I be sad about that? LOL... We went to Half Priced Books a week or so ago to get him a new book. We had a time frame but he cuoldn't make up his mind and when I saw I had 15 minutes until I needed to be at Drew's school before he was out for the afternoon. I simply said, "Time's up, we've got to go."
"But moooooooooooooom, I haven't found a book yet."
He reaches for one that covers rocks and minerals. I remind him that he just received an uber cool one from his Aunt for Christmas.
"Oh yeah, then what about this?" He points to something... that I just won't buy. No idea what it is now.
"No, if you don't have something in mind, we'll just get a book next time."
so I get the sigh and heavy feet behind me as I stroll up the aisle to the check out. While doing so, I pass one of their mini kiosks in one of the wide aisles and it has wooden towers and 4 books on top (one for each side of the square towers) to display. I smiled, chuckled, and said -- dripping with sarcasm, I might add, "OOOOOOOHhhhh, Josh, you need to get THAT book -- the Art of Hula." I kept walking.
When I get to the checkout counter, I realized I'd forgotten my homeschooling card so I was filling out a new application (homeschoolers get 10% discount on books) and wrote my check and was grabbing my books to leave. I get to the car and I go, "What in the world is this? Did YOU get this?"
The Art of Hula was IN MY ARMS?! We'd just bought a freakin hula book.
Josh said, "YOU SAID TO GET IT?!?!"
I said, "I was KIDDING. Well, you better be the best dern hula dancer this side of Hawaii."
He thougth I was serious. Then he got mad and pouted because he didn't catch my sarcasm. I was like, "Josh, it was a $4.50 mistake. I should have paid attention to what was in the pile. I just said that because you couldn't find a book so I was suggesting that one as a joke."
I guess the last laugh's on me since I had to buy it anyway. :)
So, anyone out there want to learn to hula? I've got this GREAT BOOK....
DARE double DARE you to teach that child to HULA!!! and video it...and put it on your blog for all of us..hey...do they have a homeschool module on Hawaii????
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