'Tis the Season To Go Postal.

The fun experiences you're going to encounter on a trip to Wal-Mart prior to Christmas.  

• a couple, young 30s, arguing because she doesn't "feel good" about the selection of paper plates she made for their Christmas dinner.  She wasn't sure the "Christmas balls" were seasonal enough.

• two young kids, 7-8ish, singing Santa Clause is Coming To Town as they do pelvic thrusts in the air to the beat.

• Old folks using their cell phones because they have lost one another in the store.  The man was really a jerk.  I would have hung up on him.