Bumper Stickers I Love

I usually tear through my magazine just so that I can rip out the articles or whatnot I want to read, file them accordingly and read a heap at a time at my leisure. I hate them piling up. I've been going through some old files that I'd saved and even after 7 years, this one is one of my favorites... a little blurb from Family Circle magazine from October, 2000. I hope you enjoy it... I'm going to save this and add to it... one that isn't on this list that I like said, "My flunkee beat up your honor student." (No, I don't promote youth violence, just don't like those bumper-stickers). Life is too short not to laugh at things like that... people using their vehicles for mobile political billboards for propaganda just drive me nutso! :)

So, on to the humor!

**Honk if you love peace and quiet

**If your ship hasn't come in... SWIM OUT TO IT!

**I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

**My karma ran over your dogma.

**Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

**If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane.

**I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.

**Nobody's perfect. I'm a nobody.

**I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

**Where there's a will, I want to be in it!

**Caution! I drive like you do!