I promise.....

My girlfriend wrote me yesterday asking when I was going to POST rather than put little cute stories and stuff up and I will... I promise. :)

I've just made a small commitment to myself that when I see things worth sharing, rather than fill up everyone's e-mail box all day, I could post some of them here for people to check out! :)

And... here's one now.

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding
anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said,
'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being
loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.' The
wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my
darling husband. The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets
for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an
opportunity like this will never come again.
I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92
years old.

The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember
fairies are female.....