Sunday, October 14, 2012

Sunday Stealing

1. What is your biggest pet peeve?
Stupid people.  I have a sign in my scrapbook room "God must love stupid people -- he makes so many of them."  People are just stupid.  End of story.  

2. Where and when were you born?
I was born December 20, 1972 in Dallas, Texas at Baylor Hospital at like 1 or 2 in the morning

3. Where did your parents meet?
I'm going to assume at the Dallas Police Department where they both worked.

4. Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like in four words? 
Yes.  I have a half-sister who gets pissed if I CALL her my "half-sister."  But, if you want to get technical, that's what she is.  What is she like in four words.  I haven't spoken to her in about 5 years.  However, to sum her up now in four words:  she is a stranger.  

5. Where do you live now, and with whom?
I live in a house on a street in a city in Texas with three young tri-pods and one old tri-pod and three four-legged fur babies.... and a partridge in a pear tree.  Or is it Pair?  Is it a pair of pears  ;)

6. What is your occupation? I am awesome.  It's a full time job.  In my spare time I'm Batman.

7. Write a full description of yourself. See the answer to #6.  If you really have questions about what "awesome" is... I suggest you seek a more formal education as you were duped into believing you had a clue.

8. To which social class do you belong? I belong to the membership of persons who lack class... which is why I have so many friends. 

9. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses? I am allergic to stupid people.  I have no diseases other than being a hopeless romantic -- I've heard there's no cure.  I have a few physical weaknesses... strong shoulders... meaningful eyes... strong hands... they can literally and physically make me weak. 

10. Are you right- or left-handed? It really depends on what I'm doing.  However to write, I utilize my right hand.

11. What does your voice sound like? I hate my voice.  I think I sound like a 12 year old.  Apparently, I do because when telemarketers call and I answer, they ask to speak with my mom.  I tell them she's still at work.

12. What words and/or phrases do you use very frequently? Most aren't things you would say in polite company.  I use the term "horked" as in "That really horked me off."  It isn't a real word, just one that I made up and use.  "You're grounded" seems to be a phrase that is repeated often under this roof.  "Do you have doodoo?"  (Hey, it asked!)

 13. What do you have in your pockets?  No pockets.  Sorry to disappoint.

 14. Do you have any quirks, strange mannerisms, annoying habits, or other defining characteristics?  If they're mine, then they're not quirky and strange, they're unique characteristics.  Right?  So, of COURSE not! 

Quirks -- Gosh that's hard to identify.  I am a huge quirk.

Strange mannerisms -- nothing out of the ordinary that I would consider strange.  

Annoying habits -- I don't have annoying habits but I can certainly give you a laundry list of ones that annoy me!  :)

Defining characteristics -- For me to point out characteristics that define ME seems rather arrogant.  I'm not comfortable with that.  I would rather survey those near and dear to me to see what they say  -- but then -- I may not like WHAT they say and I'd lie about it anyway.  

1 comment:

Alexis AKA MOM said...

Can I be your side kick Robin? I can almost fit in the outfit ... hehe :)