Friday, February 13, 2009

Prison vs. Work

I got this on an e-mail and thought it was cute...

@ PRISON - You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell
@ WORK - You spend most of your time in a 6X6 cubicle

@ PRISON - You get three fully paid for meals a day
@ WORK - You get a break for one meal, and you have to pay for it

@ PRISON - For good behavior, you get time off
@ WORK - For good behavior,you get more work

@ PRISON - The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
@ WORK - You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself

@ PRISON - You can watch TV and play games
@ WORK - You could get fired for watching TV and playing games

@ PRISON - You get your own toilet
@ WORK - You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat

@ PRISON - They allow your family and friends to visit
@ WORK - You aren't even supposed to speak to your family

@ PRISON - All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required on your part
@ WORK - You must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

@ PRISON - You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
@ WORK - You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

@ PRISON - You must deal with sadistic wardens
@ WORK - They are called 'managers'

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