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Tuesday, January 21, 2014

Stolen from Facebook

Some Facebook status updates are too good to not live in infamy on my blog. So here is today's morning dose.

My morning was ... Waking up to the fact that I overslept (never happens), coming home to a Drew who had overslept and so I had to make his lunch. And a grumpy Benji who wouldn't eat a banana because I cut a bruised spot out of it...

Luckily he had preschool. Walked out of the house with a loaded backpack, two blankets, milk, my water, keys, Kindle, two stuffed animals he picked out and a partridge in a freakin' pear tree only to have him pitch a screaming, drooling, kicking, whining tantrum...

Why?

Because the stuffed animal he WANTED was at home and I wouldn't turn around to get it.

"I am not your Sherpa" is apparently not what he wanted to hear.

However, upon closer proximity to the school we entered a conversation as to what all entailed the building of a McMansion in Colleyville...

Foundation. Walls. Windows. Doors. Toilets. He was enthralled in the very idea of compiling a list of STUFF that handy manny would need to build a house of that magnitude.

We arrive and upon further examination of his backpack, he spied Monsters university Cheeze Its for a class snack.

All is well in the world again.

If it were only so easy in the real world.

4 comments:

Paula said...

Isn't that the truth. If the world were that easy I would get me some of those cheese snacks!

Zippi Kit said...

You little thief! Lol

Alexis AKA MOM said...

You know how much I LOVE your FB post you always make me snort.

Zippi Kit said...

"I am not your Sherpa" Hahahahaha! That' great.

And, I actually came here to tell you that you should be able to get the so called "peekaboo comments" format right in Blogger by changing a preference. I'm trying to find it again. It's in the dashboard things somewhere!