After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health:
- Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
- Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
- Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
- Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacksthan us.
- Germans drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heartattacks than us.
CONCLUSION: Eat and drink whatever the hell you like. Speaking English isapparently what kills you, but the U.S. Government is trying to correct the problem.

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Haha!! Liked that email! ;)
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