Saturday, July 20, 2013
QUIT CALLING ME YOU PSYCHO!
Topic du jour: Write about the best/worst date you've ever been on.
While I haven't been on too many dates that were bad.. because I tend to be an excellent judge of character and really won't even give someone the time of day unless they pass a gross number of criterion on my mental checklist. I will tell you about a date that NEVER HAPPENED... and why.
I was introduced to a guy named Jay from a friend of a friend. She thought we would just be great together and hit it off. We exchanged a few e-mails and a few phone calls and a couple of photos. (Yes, I'm that shallow. I won't apologize that there IS something to say about physical chemistry. If it's not there... see ya!)
He wanted to go to dinner one night and I let him know that I was goign to church with my dad and then I would be going to dinner with his Bible study group and that I would call him when we were done and if it wasn't too terribly late that I would call him afterwards and maybe meet up for a drink or something. No commitment. Easy enough, right? Well, my father and I went to church. We went to dinner. It was an enjoyable evening. I realized, however, that it was going to be too late by the time I would have returned home to head the direction of where he lived (about 30 minutes away) so I reached for my phone in the console of my car (no, I didn't take it into the restaurant or church for that matter) and I had like a gazillion missed calls and they were
Can you say creepy freakazoid stalker?
I really had nothing more to say to him after that fact ... well, other than QUIT FREAKING CALLING ME YOU PSYCHO!
at 1:00 PM