Friday, July 12, 2013

5QF: You're a jerk! I know!

1. Would you rather pay for house cleaner or spa day?

House cleaner, without a doubt.  I'm not much of a "spa girl."  The idea of some weirdo pawing me kind of gives me the heebie-jeebies.  I would NOT be able to relax.

2. Who plans what gifts you get for holidays, you or your spouse?

We each plan our own...unless we're doing a "joint" gift like for our anniversary where I said what I wanted and he complied... because what HE was going to get ME was just something for ME and what I wanted to get US was something for ...well... EVERYONE.

3. How many hours of sleep do you get? Do you need more?

Lately, about four a night.  I have entered the horrible, hellish realm of insomnia it is affecting  I hate it.  I hate it.  I hate it.  I don't want to take meds for it but I'm about .   . that close to getting a prescription for a sleep aid.  Unfortunately, I had some bizarre conversations under the influence of Ambien CR.  It was, however, THE most restful sleep I have EVER HAD IN MY LIFE.  I think bizarre conversations about melting ceilings and weird, random text messages are certainly worth a good night's sleep now and again.
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4. Do you like your hair long or short?

Long, only because then I can pull it back in a pony tail and wear a baseball cap.  I have had short hair though.  It just means that you ALWAYS have to fix it.  

aaaand... the ballcap

5. When was the last time you were pulled over and what was it for?

I was pulled over for speeding the day I was on my way to put Sadie down.  I was sobbing and miserable...and the stupid, heartless, piece-of-shit cop gave me a ticket.  I still hope he should get a serious case of diarrhea... while stuck in gridlock traffic... in the far....left...lane.... after having a Route 44 Diet Coke... and having to sneeze.

But, hey, no hard feelings... right?  Don't ever forget...


Paula said...

1. I want a housekeeper too!
3. I used to 'sleep eat' when I took Ambien.
4. I love my hair short. I just wash and go
5. I am the mother of a cop! Were you speeding? Did you deserve the ticket? I am sorry about your dog though!

Eastlyn and co. said...

Hi April. Thanks for visiting my blog for 5QF. I remember that episode of Seinfeld where George got a massage...what a riot! I miss those days of TV, too. Have a great weekend...

Felicias Red Door Life said...

The speeding ticket when you dog dies is the worst one I've heard of and tops our speeding ticker on our wedding day. I get that they have a job to do but sometimes it wouldn't hurt to show a little compassion or understanding.

I haven't had to take Ambien to sleep, if I am in desperate need to pass out I'll take a benadryl or other over counter allergy medicine.

Hope you are able to get some rest.