Monday, June 28, 2010

Monday Mayhem

Join Us for Monday Mayhem

Welcome to Monday Mayhem. It's time for mayhem on a Monday! Today we are having fun with the "F-words" - well not THE "F-word", but the many others.

For each answer, see how many words that start with "F" that you can use (without having to use THE F-word).You can use other words but, make sure at least one word in each answer starts with the letter "F".
Have fun!

1. What's your favorite kind of pizza? French Bread pizza with garlic, chicken, mushroom and spinach! YUMMY!

2. What is the best day of the week and why? Family day! And... every day is family day in my house! :) Bonus!

3. If you were to go to McDonald's for lunch, what would you order? Fries...with Drew's Happy Meal

4. The phone rings and you're in a bad mood. You answer it and it's a telemarketer. What do you say? Forget about it... I'm not interested.

5. You're driving down the street, attempting to keep a safe distance between you and the person in front of you, some loud little car cuts in front of you. What do you do? Flip them off. :)

6. It's 95 degrees (35c) and the humidity makes it intolerable. Your friend who is vacationing for the month at a beach side home calls and asks you what your weather is like. What do you say? Freakin hot man...or, better yet, with sarcasm dripping off my tongue say, "Why, it's quite frigid, why do you ask?"

7. What happened to you or what have you done in the past week, that you would never want anyone else to have to go through? fishing boogers from a squirmy 3 month old's nose so that he could breathe

8. What would have rather been doing this past weekend? flying to Colorado!

9. What visions (as in people) would you rather not have to look at in the summer? fat bellies in tank tops, tons of cellulite flopping around in shorts

10. the bonus question

This is the socialite better known as "The Cat Lady." She found her millionaire hubby cheating on her and divorced him in 1999. They say that since then she has reportedly spent $4 million on plastic surgery.

In 20 words or more, using as many "F" words as possible, write a short paragraph on the above.

This female is freakishly frightening. They call her "cat woman" as her features resemble that of a feline. As scary as it may be, this is no fable. It is not fiction --it is fact! I find her fanatical, forlorn fetish with plastic surgery downright foul! Frankly, I wonder why anyone with fragile, feminine features would ever choose to favor the surgical fad that has swept through Hollywood. I wonder what her family thinks. Her father? Doesn't she fear fall-out of her friends from the flagrant errors of those she entrusted to "fix" her once normal facade. They should be felons for the damage they've inflicted on her! Does she fain to frequent this facilitator of far-out fashion again? I hope not!

Or, does SHE truly think she looks fabulous? How will she ever find a fellow or fiance with looks fitting a circus side show. Instead of surgery, she needs a fairy godmother to facilitate some therapy. Or, better yet, some feng shui of the face for her next appointment. Einstein wants to know, as do we, how many "F" words did you use without have to use "The F-word"?

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Amanda said...

What a creative paragraph!!

ModernMom said... I want a pizza! ( oh and an so with you on the too short tank tops with big bellys sticking out...I don't get that!)

I am Harriet said...

Fantastic Finish :)

You really nailed it.
Thanks for playing!

brandt! said...

You are too flippin' funny!

Alexis AKA MOM said...

hehe you rock at your paragraph sad lady trying to be something to make someone like her!

LOVE the Pizza!

OMGosh fishing for boogers!