Friday, June 25, 2010

The weirdness of my house

Drew walks by quietly.
I hear a drawer open in the kitchen.
He walks back by me again with a calculator.
Me. "What are you doing?"
Drew. "I'm going to go to the bathroom."
Me. "Don't take my calculator with you to poop."
Drew. "But I need something to do."
Me. "Poop."
Drew. "That's no fun."
Me. "It's not supposed to be... bring me the calculator."
Drew. <> "I'm going to the potty now. Here."

Me... ewwww...what else has been taken in there? Ewwww...


VandyJ said...

I need something to do. Wait until he can read. Then he'll have something to do in there, besides the obvious.

brandt! said...

ahhhh ..... how cute!!!!! Soon you can give him a book of sudoku .. !!

Alexis AKA MOM said...

hehe I love it! Men and having to multi task on the pot.

Amooretto said...

buy him a calculator that stays in the bathroom for him to use. heck, by an abacus! lol