Sunday, November 18, 2012

Sunday Stealing - Have You's and What If's

bud 2011 November 12Today we ripped off a blogger named Bud Weiser (Because we do not think it has ever been done so far) from the blog: WTIT: The Blog It was combined from two different memes from a feature he ran once upon a time called Sat-8. He says he got it from someone named Lola. But, it was probably stolen there as well. So, of course, that will be as far as we go. Tracing back our theft's thieves might take some time. 

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Sunday Stealing: Have You’s and What If's! 

1. Have you anything to confess today?  I know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop.  No, I'm not telling.

2. have you ever broken a law? If so, what was it?  I'm sure in no particular order, speeding, stealing, jaywalking, loitering, cruising, under-age drinking, criminal mischief, criminal trespass, public intoxication.... and that was just in one weekend!  WHOO LAWDY!  Good times... good times.

3. have you ever committed an act of betrayal against a friend or family member? explain.  I'm sure my sister and I have had it out for one another.... as I have with other family members but while I'm all about full-disclosure, there's also a thing called TACT -- which I happen to be a master of -- and therefore, this is neither the time nor the forum for such discussions.  

4. Has someone else done something that, to this day, makes you cringe when you think about them committing the act?  Yes.  It was a full-on scream session with my ex... while he held my son... screaming at me... I wasn't screaming back... I was watching my son's face because he had no idea what was going on.  Scary.

5. Have you ever found yourself sexually aroused by someone that you absolutely should not have been?  Hasn't everyone?  I think to say no means you're a big, fat liar!

6. have you ever cheated at school? how so?  I'm sure there was a time at some point where we all sat down and copied something blank for blank when we'd forgotten it in our lockers.  Do I advocate cheating?  Absolutely not.  However, do I know it happens?  Yes.  Is there anything you can do to avoid it?  Sure... have no life and never forget anything ever.

7. What if you came across a backpack stuffed with one hundred thousand dollars. Would you keep it?  Nope.  I'd spend it.  DUH!  Just kidding.  I'd turn it into the po-po.  

8. What if you were the most powerful person in the world. How would you use that power?  What makes you think I'm not?

9. What if you found a magic lamp?  I'd do magical things.  Duh.  

10. What if you could change one thing about the world. What would that one thing be?  Everyone would eat rainbows and poop butterflies.  Picking ONE thing would be just about impossible... Perhaps erase hate.  If people weren't capable of hate, perhaps there'd be much less discord among nations.  Eradicate disease.  Provide sustainable, renewable energy that doesn't cause pollution.  End hunger.  Make sure the Kardashians never had another tv show again.  Or the Jersey Shore losers.  Erase all reality tv shows!   

11. What if you could take one thing back. What would that one thing be?  This pair of shoes I bought that were too small, but lost the receipt to.... and then forgot to mail back so now I'm stuck with them.  I HATE when that happens!  

12. What if you were stuck on an island forever but had all the water, food and shelter you needed. What would you do?  Find me a volleyball to carry around as my best friend.  I'd likely go nuts... have a great tan... and become an excellent hunter.  Because, doesn't everyone want a tan hunter who is psyco?  

13. What if the internet didn't exist?  That means that I took the wrong pill.  Damnit!

14. What if you never started blogging?  I would have lots more hand-written journals with less visual aids.

15. What are your November 22 Thanksgiving plans?  To wake.  To cook.  To greet.  To eat.  To sleep.  In that order.


Irel said...

Tootsie pops!! I want some!

Mind Of Mine said...

speeding, stealing, jaywalking, loitering, cruising, under-age drinking, criminal mischief, criminal trespass, public intoxication.... and that was just in one weekend! WHOO LAWDY! Good times... good times.


Mr Lance said...

Perfect with a hint of sarcasm! Based on number 2, I wish I was a lawyer, and I wish you kept me on retainer! loved the answers and pictures brought it to life!

Alexis AKA MOM said...

hehe you crack me up girl! What have I done with out your smart cracking blog post ... yup had no fun at all :)